Squidward Q. Tentacles
Squidward (LEGO Dimensions)
Character Information
Name Squidward Q. Tentacles
Gender Male
Franchise Spongebob Squarepants
Weapons/Accessories Clarinet
Vehicles and/or Gadgets Magic Conch Shell
Occupation Musician, Krusty Krab employee/cashier, fry cook (sometimes)
Residence 122 Conch Street


— Squidward's first line when entering the game
I have arrived.
— Squidward's second line when entering the game
— Squidward's third line when entering the game
I'm here! The King of Clarinets has arrived!
— Squidward's fourth line when entering the game


  • Sonar Smash (uses clarinet)
  • Underwater Swimming


Yeah, uh-huh. You know, that reminds me; there's something I've been wanting to say to you since the day we met: Goodbye. Next time you see me, this town will have been eating out of the palm of my hand!
— Squidward's first line when leaving the game
He's headed back to the Krusty Krab! I'll beat him there!
— Squidward's second line when leaving the game
Not anymore, Krabs. I...QUIT!
— Squidward's third line when leaving the game (used only when Mr. Krabs is in the game)
I give up.
— Squidward's first line when unable to solve a puzzle
I have no talent.
— Squidward's second line when unable to solve a puzzle
I have that in my genes!
— Squidward when about to solve a puzzle
Okay, let's go.
— Squidward after solving a puzzle
Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, mermaids are chanting the wild Loreli...
— Squidward's first line when left idle
I'm over here, now MOVE!
— Squidward's second line when left idle
Winner, winner, winner! WI-I-I-INNER!
— Squidward when finding a collectible
Oh puh-lease, I have no soul.
— Squiward when seeing Betelgeuse
SpongeBob, it's UN-fair, not FUN-fair!
— Squidward when seeing SpongeBob
Patrick!? What are you doing here!?
— Squidward when seeing Patrick
Aliens from Mars! It's an invasion!
— Squidward when seeing Ben 10
Hmph. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
— Squidward when seeing Aquaman
You're not Mr. Krabs.
— Squidward when seeing Doctor Roberto
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!
— Squidward when seeing Danger Dolan
*sigh* Whatever you say, sensei.
— Squidward when seeing Sensei Wu
Look officers, everything's okay, I won't do it again!
— Squidward when seeing Chase McCain or Bad Cop
I don't believe in Santa Claus!
— Squidward when seeing the Grinch
Is that what he calls it?
— Squidward when seeing Finn (Adventure Time)
I'm not...wearing a disguise!
— Squidward when seeing any Scooby-Doo or Teen Titans Go character
What the...?
— Squidward when seeing Squidley
And...the walls will ooze green slime!? No wait, they always do that.
— Squidward when seeing Slimer
What's your problem, Amy?
— Squidward when seeing Amy Rose
Yes! Anything, you meathead! Just go before you destroy the place!
— Squidward's first line when seeing any big character/riding any mech
Whoa, you've been working out...
— Squidward's second line when seeing any big character/riding any mech
Isn't there anything on that isn't about BOXES!?
— Squidward when riding the TARDIS
Can I have something to eat?
— Squidward's first line when picking up the Magic Conch Shell
Can't you say anything else but "no"!?
— Squidward's response to the Magic Conch Shell
All hail the Magic Conch...!
— Squidward's second line when picking up the Magic Conch Shell
That idea just may be crazy enough..TO GET US ALL KILLED!!
— Squidward when riding a Dalek
Too bad that didn't kill me...
— Squidward when respawning
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
— Squidward when the player rescues him in Shanghaied!
There's TWO OF 'EM!?
— Squidward when seeing Squidward


  • Squidward is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the series. Squidward uses Archive Audio when he speaks due to his voice actor being unavailable.
  • Squidward is able to change into Squog, Squidly and Hopalong by using Plankton's Time Machine
  • The reason that Squidward's line when reacting to Scooby-Doo characters is the same recording for the Teen Titans Go characters is due to the fact that his voice actor (mentioned above) also voices Dr. Light in Teen Titans Go.
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