Squidward Tentacles (Ohmyheck)

Squidward Q. Tentacles
Character Information
Name	Squidward Q. Tentacles
Gender	Male
Franchise	Spongebob Squarepants
Weapons/Accessories	Clarinet
Vehicles and/or Gadgets	Magic Conch Shell
Occupation	Musician, Krusty Krab employee/cashier, fry cook (sometimes)
Residence	122 Conch Street

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

“What?”

— Squidward's first line when entering the game

“I have arrived.”

— Squidward's second line when entering the game

“Fine.”

— Squidward's third line when entering the game

“I'm here! The King of Clarinets has arrived!”

— Squidward's fourth line when entering the game

Abilities

• Sonar Smash (uses clarinet)
• Underwater Swimming

Quotes

“Yeah, uh-huh. You know, that reminds me; there's something I've been wanting to say to you since the day we met: Goodbye. Next time you see me, this town will have been eating out of the palm of my hand!”

— Squidward's first line when leaving the game

“He's headed back to the Krusty Krab! I'll beat him there!”

— Squidward's second line when leaving the game

“Not anymore, Krabs. I...QUIT!”

— Squidward's third line when leaving the game (used only when Mr. Krabs is in the game)

“I give up.”

— Squidward's first line when unable to solve a puzzle

“I have no talent.”

— Squidward's second line when unable to solve a puzzle

“I have that in my genes!”

— Squidward when about to solve a puzzle

“Okay, let's go.”

— Squidward after solving a puzzle

“Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, mermaids are chanting the wild Loreli...”

— Squidward's first line when left idle

“I'm over here, now MOVE!”

— Squidward's second line when left idle

“Winner, winner, winner! WI-I-I-INNER!”

— Squidward when finding a collectible

“Oh puh-lease, I have no soul.”

— Squiward when seeing Betelgeuse

“SpongeBob, it's UN-fair, not FUN-fair!”

— Squidward when seeing SpongeBob

“Patrick!? What are you doing here!?”

— Squidward when seeing Patrick

“Aliens from Mars! It's an invasion!”

— Squidward when seeing Ben 10

“Hmph. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.”

— Squidward when seeing Aquaman

“You're not Mr. Krabs.”

— Squidward when seeing Doctor Roberto

“If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!”

— Squidward when seeing Danger Dolan

“*sigh* Whatever you say, sensei.”

— Squidward when seeing Sensei Wu

“Look officers, everything's okay, I won't do it again!”

— Squidward when seeing Chase McCain or Bad Cop

“I don't believe in Santa Claus!”

— Squidward when seeing the Grinch

“Is that what he calls it?”

— Squidward when seeing Finn (Adventure Time)

“I'm not...wearing a disguise!”

— Squidward when seeing any Scooby-Doo or Teen Titans Go character

“What the...?”

— Squidward when seeing Squidley

“And...the walls will ooze green slime!? No wait, they always do that.”

— Squidward when seeing Slimer

“What's your problem, Amy?”

— Squidward when seeing Amy Rose

“Yes! Anything, you meathead! Just go before you destroy the place!”

— Squidward's first line when seeing any big character/riding any mech

“Whoa, you've been working out...”

— Squidward's second line when seeing any big character/riding any mech

“Isn't there anything on that isn't about BOXES!?”

— Squidward when riding the TARDIS

“Can I have something to eat?”

— Squidward's first line when picking up the Magic Conch Shell

“Can't you say anything else but "no"!?”

— Squidward's response to the Magic Conch Shell

“All hail the Magic Conch...!”

— Squidward's second line when picking up the Magic Conch Shell

“That idea just may be crazy enough..TO GET US ALL KILLED!!”

— Squidward when riding a Dalek

“Too bad that didn't kill me...”

— Squidward when respawning

“Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.”

— Squidward when the player rescues him in Shanghaied!

“There's TWO OF 'EM!?”

— Squidward when seeing Squidward

Trivia

• Squidward is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the series. Squidward uses Archive Audio when he speaks due to his voice actor being unavailable.
• Squidward is able to change into Squog, Squidly and Hopalong by using Plankton's Time Machine
• The reason that Squidward's line when reacting to Scooby-Doo characters is the same recording for the Teen Titans Go characters is due to the fact that his voice actor (mentioned above) also voices Dr. Light in Teen Titans Go.