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-Joke Yoda's line after telling a Star Wars joke.

Joke Yoda is one of the non-playable characters in LEGO Dimensions 2: The Rise of Enoch, from the Game Grumps franchise.


Joke Yoda is an original character created by Arin Hanson of the Game Grumps. Joke Yoda is supposed to be Yoda, from Star Wars, after he retired from the Force, and began to pursue his dream of becoming a comedian. However, all of the jokes that he tells are related to Star Wars. For example, one of Joke Yoda's jokes is: "What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!" After every time he tells a joke, he uses Joke Yoda's catch-phrase, "HRRMMMMMMM! FUNNYYYYY JOKE!" As the episode continues, Arin increases the intensity of the catch phrase gradually, eventually leading Danny to comment on it.

Star Wars Jokes/Quotes

"I got a funny joke for you! What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? Hrmmm! A Hand Solo!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 1.

"Here is a good one from the planet Hoth! What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Hrmmm! Lukewarm!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 2.

"Here's a good one! Straight from Dagobah! Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? Hrmmm! Because in charge of directing, Yoda was!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 3.

"Here is a good one from the planet Korriban! What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber? Hrmmm! A sith-kabob!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 4.

"I got a funny joke for you! Where did Luke Skywalker get his bionic hand? At the second-hand store!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 5.

"Here is a good one from the planet Yavin 4! What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 6.

"I've got a new joke for you! Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 7.

"What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant? Use the forks!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 8.

"I've got a funny joke for you! What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 9.

"Here is a good one from the Jundland Wastes! How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? Hrmmm! They always single file, to hide their numbers!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 10.

"I got a funny joke for you! Would you like to hear it? How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 11.

"What does Han Solo steal drinks from the bar in? His cantina!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 12.

"Here is a good one from the planet Bespin! How did Darth Vader cheat at poker? He kept altering the deal!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 13.

"Here is a good one! Straight from Coruscant! Which Jedi became a rock star? Hrmmm! Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 14.

"I've got a funny joke for you! Why was the droid angry? Hrmmm! Because people kept pushing its buttons!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 15.

"Here is good one! Straight from Mustafar! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 16.

"Here is a good one from the Death Star! Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? They always end in a TIE!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 17.

"Here is a good one from the planet Naboo! Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves? Hrmm! Jar-Jars!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 18.

"I've got a funny joke for you! What do you need to reroute droids? R2-Detour!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 19.

"I've got a new joke for you! Why didn't any of Luke Skywalker's marriages last? Use divorce!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 20.

"Here is a good one from the planet Alderaan! Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn't Hang Solow!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 21.

"Where does Princess Leia shop for Father's Day? At the Darth Maul!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 22.

"I've got a funny joke for you! What Star Wars character sells hotdogs? Hrmm! Admiral Snackbar!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 23.

"What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire? Pal-poutine!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 24.

"Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? He always choked!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 25.

"I've got a funny joke for you! What position does Darth Vader play in baseball? The Umpire!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 26.

"I've got a funny joke for you! How long has Anakin SKywalker been evil? Since the Sith Grade!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 27.

"Here's a good one! Straight from Utapau! What was General Grievous' favorite band? Weezer!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 28.

"Here's a good one from the planet Kashyyyk! Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Hrmm! Wookieeleaks!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 29.

"What sound do my sheep make? Day go baaa!"

-Joke Yoda's joke number 30.