|Vehicles and/or Gadgets||Dad's Car|
|Residence||Homestuck World: Land of Wind and Shade|
~ John Egbert when entering the game for the first time
"EB: did YOU realize betty crocker makes gushers?"
~ John Egbert when entering the game for the second time
"EB: it is so sweet, i look like link, if zelda was a quest about an elf scientist"
~ John Egbert when entering the game for the third time
- Wind Vents
- Medium Travel
"EB: and now that i think about it, most of them were ruined by imps :("
~ John Egbert when leaving the game for the first time
"EB: yes i'm freeeeeeeeee :D"
~ John Egbert when leaving the game for the second time
"EB: i'm not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!"
~ John Egbert when leaving the game for the third time
"EB: i am apparently immortal, because of this god tier business, so the bomb probably would not kill me!"
~ John Egbert when using Immortality Ability
"EB: you sound pretty cocky! you should be careful about that, that is totally how people have bigtime downfalls."
~ John Egbert when in combat
"EB: yeah it is pretty great, actually. i highly recommend being human."
~ John Egbert when idle
"EB: because the skepticism corner of my brain is starting to wear kind of thin i guess."
~ John Egbert when encountering an object he can't interact with
"EB: anyway, i guess that's enough of that nonsense"
~ John Egbert when completing a puzzle
"EB: oh sweet, that has been on my wishlist."
~ John Egbert when getting a collectible
"EB: yeah, superman is pretty cool, i guess"
~ John Egbert to Superman
"EB: unless it's something as awesome as ghost busters."
"EB: snoozing mystery girl, look out!!!"
~ John Egbert to Chell
"EB: i do not even care if your alien! you see, cage is the universal constant which unites us all."
~ John Egbert to The Doctor