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John Egbert
John Egbert
Character Information
Name John Egbert
Gender Male
Franchise Homestuck
Weapons/Accessories Zillyhoo Hammer
Vehicles and/or Gadgets Dad's Car

PDA

Residence Homestuck World: Land of Wind and Shade
"EB: nanna is really baking up a storm today"

~ John Egbert when entering the game for the first time

"EB: did YOU realize betty crocker makes gushers?"

~ John Egbert when entering the game for the second time

"EB: it is so sweet, i look like link, if zelda was a quest about an elf scientist"

~ John Egbert when entering the game for the third time

Abilities

  • Teleport
  • Wind Vents
  • Flying
  • Medium Travel
  • Immortality

Quotes

"EB: and now that i think about it, most of them were ruined by imps :("

~ John Egbert when leaving the game for the first time

"EB: yes i'm freeeeeeeeee :D"

~ John Egbert when leaving the game for the second time

"EB: i'm not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!"

~ John Egbert when leaving the game for the third time

"EB: i am apparently immortal, because of this god tier business, so the bomb probably would not kill me!"

~ John Egbert when using Immortality Ability

"EB: you sound pretty cocky! you should be careful about that, that is totally how people have bigtime downfalls."

~ John Egbert when in combat

"EB: yeah it is pretty great, actually. i highly recommend being human."

~ John Egbert when idle

"EB: because the skepticism corner of my brain is starting to wear kind of thin i guess."

~ John Egbert when encountering an object he can't interact with

"EB: anyway, i guess that's enough of that nonsense"

~ John Egbert when completing a puzzle

"EB: oh sweet, that has been on my wishlist."

~ John Egbert when getting a collectible

"EB: yeah, superman is pretty cool, i guess"

~ John Egbert to Superman

"EB: unless it's something as awesome as ghost busters."

~ John to any Ghostbusters or Ghostbusters (2016 Film) characters

"EB: snoozing mystery girl, look out!!!"

~ John Egbert to Chell

"EB: i do not even care if your alien! you see, cage is the universal constant which unites us all."

~ John Egbert to The Doctor

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