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Every Character Conversation is a quote in LEGO 1001 Spears Vega where every character is involved.

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Potato Knishes

Potato Knishes I love Potato Knishes

This machine creates potato knishes This is where I make potato knishes The magic and the mistery of potato knishes

Little black squash balls This machine creates little black squash balls It turns potato pancakes Into little black squash balls

This is where I make centipedes I sure love to make centipedes I turn little black worms Into centipedes

I turn little black worms Into centipedes

— Bahl Zooker
Bravo, Zooker, bravo! Not saying you are not creepy, but BRAVO!
— Pheno
Hey, Pheno, juice bar is open. Wanna talk over a glass of punch?
— Davis Finlay
Sure, where is this "juice bar"?
— Pheno
In the freezer! DURR!
— Davis Finlay
Yeah, not quite in the mood for Two Four One Five Four Three Nine Zero Three today.
— Pheno
Look, Pheno, I know a TON of internet memes, but what is that incredibly long sentence that just came out of your mouth?
— Robert Jacob
It is a meme of people putting their face in a freezer. One time, I saw a 241543903 image with a Frozen LOL Wut Pear inside. This got me kinda worried, so I checked my own freezer, and fortunately LOL Wut was not there; just some ice cold ice cream! Well, back on topic; Faces in Freezers is a photograph joke meme in which guys take pictures of themselves sticking their faces in freezers. The string of numbers is for when you search for it in Google Images, it only brings up those pictures.
— Pheno
Say, Pheno, you sure are a pretty dank memer. Know about the Noob Tube?
— Robert Jacob
Like heck I do! Noob Toobs is some internet slang. In Call of Duty, the grenade launchers have been nicknamed "Noob Tube" because they require no skill to use.
— Pheno
Dang, getting shot by an exploding grenade would NOT feel good!
— Robert Jacob
Grenade launchers, eh? I used one once; it is a pistol that shoots frag grenades. It creates giant detonations with the fired frag grenades, although a lot smaller than an EBG's, and is super strong. It has the same power as the missile launcher.
— Bill
Well, you sure are a weaponry expert, Bill!
— Robert Jacob
So, we talking about bombs, eh? Like, stuff that explodes. Well, not all explosives are made the same; some require to be touched, some to be lit, and some to be interacted with.
— Urist the Demolition Man
My favorite bomb is the Tactical Nuke; a weapon of mass murder. I got mine naturally from a physicist using some antiparticles.
— Douglas Artur
I have seen missiles used before; my friends were shooting them out of a Bazooka in attempts to destroy Likutta. I needed to stop them, though; they almost exploded the Talisman! When not fired out of a MIR, they act as basic bombs.
— Paisenuef
Say, I have played an arcade game before, where there were these rockets being fired onto blocks.
— Charger Garlic
You seem like my kinda guy. Wanna hear me sing?
— Paisenuef
Why not? Does a Kodiak poop in the forest?
— Charger Garlic
You could have been all I wanted

But you weren't honest Now get in the ground You choked off the sorriest of favors But if you really loved me You would've endured my will If you're just as I presumed You're a-

— Paisenuef
DON'T SAY THE BAD WORD!
— Squidley
Alright, alright. Can I continue?
— Paisnuef
Definitely, Paise.
— Charger Garlic
-in sheep's clothing-
— Paisenuef
DON'T SAY THE OTHER CURSE WORD!
— Firmra
-up all I do

Yeah, and if, oh, here we've stopped Then never again will you see this in your life And onto the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest, is our love ever low With truth on the shores of confession You seem to take premise to all of these, so You stormed off to scar the armada Like-

— Paisenuef
AND AVOID THE RELIGIOUS REFERENCE!
— Pheno
Guys, you are just deconstructing the song at this point!
— Paisenuef
Yeah, but CHILDREN could be listening!
— Charger Garlic
-played leader

I'll drill through your hands The stone for the curse you have blamed me With love and devotion, I'll-

— Paisenuef
AND AVOID THE VIOLENT REFERENCE!
— Robert Jacob
Guys, LITERALLY NOBODY WHO HAS HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT WITH YOU GUYS BLABBERING IN!
— Paisenuef
Oh, so you want this game rated M for Mature? JUST GET ON WITH IT, AND AVOID ANYTHING THAT COULD BE OFFENSIVE!
— Charger Garlic
as you sleep

But if you could just write me out To never this wonder Happy will I become? Be true that this is no option So, with I condemn you demon pray demon out-

— Paisenuef
Why the cut off?
— Douglas Artur
Sorry for saying "demon" forgot about "no religious referencing".
— Paisenuef
You know what, there is "Red Demon Brick Smash" or whatever it is called, so you may go on. Besides, God is also in this game.
— Bill
And on to the glory at my right hand

Here laid to rest, is our love ever low With truth on the shores of confession You seem to take premise to all of these, so One last-

— Paisenuef
HEY AVOID THE SUGGESTIVE THEME!
— Robyn Jacob
BUT OTHER LEGO GAMES HAVE HAD PEOPLE DOING THAT!
— Paisenuef
WELL NOT THIS ONE!
— Charger Garlic
-for you

One more wish 'til you Please make up your mind girl, I'll do anything for you One last kiss for you One more wish 'til you Please make up your mind girl, before I hope you-

— Paisenuef
"Before I hope you" what?
— Pheno
No violence references (shrugs).
— Paisenuef
You know what, the song is a lot better without the vocals, anyway.
— Charger Garlic
Yeah, I thought it was a war song when I heard the instrumental.
— Paisenuef
Yeah, the last thing I expected it to be about was A BREAKUP!
— Robert Jacob
Yeah, I second that.
— Armored Robert
Wait, A RECOLOR/ORIGINAL CHARACTER OF ME?
— Robert Jacob
Yeah, I am also a Gender Swap of you.
— Robyn Jacob
Well, YOU HAVE AN EXPLANATION, HE DOESN'T!
— Robert Jacob
Alternate universes, I guess.
— Armored Robert
No, VH me was the same as V me, you are thinking of V6 me!
— Robert Jacob
HOW are we aware of alternate canons now?
— Robyn Jacob
Dunno, but I am a Robert clone, too.
— Dillon Guidesworth
You are part of a different franchise, Guidesworth.
— Robert Jacob
Yeah, besides, your franchise is a ripoff of ours!
— Armored Robert
Well, YOUR FRANCHISE APED THE BOSS BATTLE IDEA FROM MINE!
— Dillon Guidesworth
We BOTH had the Boss Battle idea on the same year, your argument is invalid.
— Robyn Jacob
Yeah, WELL HOW MANY IGNITABLE THINGS DOES VENTURE HAVE?
— Urist the Demolition Man
Nukes, TNT, Ammunition, Barrel Guns, water mines, EMP grenades, Molotov Cocktails, gas bombs, petrol bombs, grenade launchers, and YOU have?
— Robert Jacob
Oh... poop, looks like you beat me.
— Urist the Demolition Man
WELL, NAME EIGHT GUNS VENTURE HAS THAT I DO NOT!
— Andre Arms Dealer
Lasers, proton packs, mind control devices, organ guns, pistols, laser sight, freeze guns, and shrink guns.
— Armored Robert
Well, we are losing, NORT, HELP US!
— Andre Arms Dealer
Well, you Venturians may have all the weaponry, but what about electric knowledge?
— Nort the Gremlin Blacksmith
You can ACTUALLY make circuits in Venture, unlike Upland.
— Robyn Jacob
Bah humbug! Your game IS better!
— Nort the Gremlin Blacksmith
ARGUMENT OVER!
— Robert Jacob
AND MORPHERS IS JUST A LIGHT AND SOFT VERSION OF US!
— Paisenuef
Not fighting you about that.
— Vincent
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